Saturday, December 10, 2011

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Lately I've been feeling rather depressed, anxious, lackluster, meek, bored and in need of some adventure. Since I can't afford a trip to Madagascar at the moment, I have to settle for less extreme measures. For example, buying a new shade of lipstick. I've always been a rather low-maintenance person when it comes to beauty, preferring to wear a simple lip balm than a heavy, sticky gloss or rouge because I don't have to worry about it smearing, getting all over my wine glass, fading, or leaving embarrassing marks on my teeth. However, lately I've been feeling the holiday spirit about me and I've been thinking about sprucing up my look a bit. I always thought red lipstick looked too severe against my skin tone, but looking at all the other fair-skinned, blonde-haired, blue-eyed ladies out there in the world who could rock a red lip helped me finally realize that I just needed to find the right shade of red. So I happened to be at the M.A.C. counter at Nordstrom the other day, with my friend Nell, who has impeccable taste. She helped me pick out a nice brick color that isn't too bright or too dark. I wore it last night to a party and it stayed fresh-looking and smear-free for hours. I had to be careful because I'm not used to wearing lipstick, but occasionally I forgot I was wearing it because it felt natural. Now all I have to do is put it to the "kissing" test and see how it holds up! The name of it is "Brave Red," and I must tell you, I actually do feel braver when I'm wearing it... 


Thursday, October 27, 2011

TDF: Dream House

I was browsing the San Francisco Chronicle this morning, educating myself on very important national and global events, when out fell the "Home" section of the paper. Normally, I don't bother with this section because I am too busy reading the real news (oh who am I kidding, I hardly ever read the newspaper) and I'm light years away from being able to afford a house anyway, but sometimes it's fun just to look at all the crazy mansions that are for sale in Marin or San Francisco and remind myself that this is the kind of place that I live in. I like to marvel at these monstrosities that people call "houses" and judge them for being too gaudy, too big or too expensive, all the while conjuring up bits and pieces of my own dream house, which someday, hopefully, I will be lucky enough to live in.

The house featured on the cover of this morning's glossy "Home" spread comes pretty darn close to being my ultimate dream house. It's a little big for my taste, but it's undeniably beautiful.

 

This charming brick manor, a jewel nestled in the crown of Pacific Heights, was built originally in 1927 by the same guy that designed the Palace of Fine Arts, which one can conveniently gaze down upon from the property.

Oh haaay, PoFA!
One can also gaze upon two other famous historical landmarks - Alcatraz and the Golden Gate Bridge, in all their splendor.

Oh haaay, GGB!
On top of million-dollar views, the manor (speaking of which, that was the name of my first elementary school - could that be a sign??) also features a small, lush courtyard shaded by ancient ferns as tall as trees, a library (which every literature nerd has always wanted in their house), a study complete with a wet bar, a gorgeous kitchen glowing with warm wood panels everywhere you look, and more bedrooms and bathrooms than anyone with a reasonable number of children could possibly necessitate. If I lived in this house, I would constantly have parties, and my friends would never have to worry about driving home drunk or paying for a cab, because they would have no excuse not to spend the night!

My favorite part.
I would have cats. Lots of small, exotic-looking cats. And an art studio, and a darkroom, and a gym, and a butler... there would be no reason to ever leave the house! Except to go to whatever ridiculously high-paying job I have that allows me to live in such a spectacular house in one of the most coveted neighborhoods in the world, or to take my spoiled rotten children to school, or to meet up with my friends or dashing husband for a night out on the town, or go for a hike in the golden hills of Marin... okay, so there would be plenty of reasons to leave the house.

I know it all sounds totally far-fetched, but if a girl can't dream, then what's the point of living?

"Dreams are necessary to life," said Anaïs Nin. "Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the action stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living."

All photographs and real estate information courtesy of Gloria Smith Homes.  

Friday, October 7, 2011

Shopping Online is Like a Box of Chocolates…


You never know what you’re going to get!

Unless I am looking for something specific that I can’t find anywhere else, I try to avoid shopping online as much as possible. I prefer the tangible experience of shopping in the real world, where I can socialize while I ramble through little consignment boutique, touching things and trying them on for size. I mean, how are you supposed to know how something looks and feels on your body if you can’t try it on?

Occasionally, however, I make an exception. The other day, I received an email from Refinery29, offering me a 50% off coupon from an online store called Plum for Polly. The deal was, if you spent $40 you could get $80 worth of merchandise, or if you spent $80 you could get $160. I had never heard of the store, but they had some really unique Jeffrey Campbell shoes. I bought the $40 coupon and picked out a pair of shoes that I liked, which were exactly $80. To my despair, however, I found out that the shoes I wanted were sold out… AFTER I had already purchased the coupon!

Saddened but not without hope, I decided to browse the shop and see what else they had that I could get for under $80. I settled on this turquoise Urban Expressions clutch ($25), which Plum for Polly calls “The Alligator Clutch,” but is actually faux ostrich skin. I figured you can never have too many bags and you don’t have to worry about how it fits you, so it was a safe purchase.




Then I picked out this “Aztec” fringed scarf ($45). As I said before, I love Southwestern patterns right now, and I figured you could never go wrong with a cute scarf. 



Finally, since I had about $10 left on my coupon, I picked out these brightly colored, oversized bobby pins by Jane Tran ($9). Bright colors are in style right now, and these are a subtle and unexpected way to add a dash of color to your outfit without going to drastic measures, such as dying your hair pink.



So I ordered these three items and hoped for the best. While the bobby pins and the clutch were spot on, the scarf was not exactly what I expected. In fact, it wasn’t really a scarf at all. They sent me a shawl! It was a big, tablecloth-sized thing with two holes for arms in the middle, and lots of fringe. It wasn’t even the right color! I ordered a blue and black scarf. They sent me a blue and red shawl. I didn’t even know that color combo was an option! On their website, they only have it in black and white:



At first, I was disappointed and I immediately thought about sending it back. But I decided to try it on and just see how it looked. I slipped my arms through the holes and let it drape around me. I decided that the color scheme was rather pretty; I like unexpected color combinations of warm and cool tones – and then as I started shifting the shawl around different ways, I suddenly realized how much potential it had. It could be worn in several different ways –with your arms through the holes or simply draped over your shoulders – it was even reversible, so you could choose to sport blue on red, or red on blue. It could even be worn as a very large, very cozy SCARF!

The added bonus was that they charged me properly for the scarf, but the shawl was more expensive ($60), so I ended up getting the better end of the deal. I already have more than enough scarves anyway, and this is a much more interesting and stylish way to keep warm during the chilly months, or cover up at the beach!

Friday, September 30, 2011

TDF: AllSaints Paloma Dress & Miu Miu Glitter Booties

I have a love/hate relationship with the notoriously hip, national style blog, Refinery29. I love them because they are always on the pulse, and they keep me updated on the best trends and coolest events that are happening around my home base of San Francisco. I also hate them because more often then not, they post something that is so cute I can't handle it, and I definitely can't afford it (I am cursed with expensive taste). For example, yesterday they posted a story about the best fall dresses. Among them was this hot little number from AllSaints Spitalfields, called The Paloma Dress:


I must say, this dress is positively TDF (To Die For). For as long as I can remember, I have been dreaming of the perfect dress to wear to parties during the holidays. Particularly for New Year's Eve, I have always wanted something shimmery and sparkly - something that would make me stand out amongst a sea of LBDs (you know, at ALL those CLASSY parties I get invited to on New Year's Eve). I think I have found it. Not only is it short and slinky and covered with silvery sequins, it also has a subtle Native American pattern on it, and I have been OBSESSED with these kinds of patterns lately. I was once wild about zebra print (in 8th grade, okay?) then leopard print (on and off over the years) and now I am all about the geometric Southwestern patterns that you see typically in places like New Mexico and Arizona. But I digress. This dress is amazing, period. Now I just need to figure out a way to scrounge up $500 (here, piggy piggy) or cross my fingers and hope that this dress goes on sale soon. 

Another thing I'm lusting after is this pair of silver and black Miu Miu glitter booties... I suppose if I can't have the sparkly dress, some sparkly shoes would do the trick (although in my dream world I would be able to afford both). I think wearing these WITH the Paloma dress would be a little over the top, but only if you think there is such a thing as too much glitter...